How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Tag: #holidays
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If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.
Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Still funny.