Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.
Tag: #science
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I am terrified of elevators.
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
Still funny.
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
They start coffin.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon.
Where does astronauts hangout after work?
At the spacebar.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day.
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
What do bees do after they are married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What has three letters and starts with gas?
A Car.
I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
Still funny.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.