Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Tag: #sports
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?
A bat.
What type of music do balloons hate?
Pop music!
I asked a frenchman if he played video games.
He said "Wii"
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they are always dribbling.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I'm just doing it for kicks.
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister!
I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.
Still funny.
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
The meat-ball.
They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.
Still funny.
You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon.
She let it go.
Bad at golf?
Join the club.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.